mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

leovaldezisnotonfire:

How to greet your straight friends

leovaldezisnotonfire:

How to greet your straight friends

beauxbatonsacademy:

sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off

clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

mjwatson:

aliveandquivering:

PLEASE WATCH THE WHOLE THING

if you keep reblogging celebs dumping water all over themselves, even if you’re not, please watch this. please please please watch this.

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

iamtemporarytoday:

petition for the next main assassin to look like this